shamebats:

girlnephew:

prospitianescapee:

eliotquillon:

if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.

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eldritchbauble:

eldritchbauble:

eldritchbauble:

You’re just a mammal. Let yourself act like it. Your brain needs enrichment. Your body needs rest. You feel hunger and grow hair. You need to pack bond with other sentient things so you don’t become unsocialized and neurotic. You are biologically inclined to seek dopamine and become sick when chronically stressed. “Hedonism” is made up to place moral value on taking pleasure in sensory experiences. I am telling you that if you don’t let yourself be a fucking mammal, as you were made, you will suffer and go insane. No grindset no diets no trying to be above your drive for connection. Pursue what makes you feel good and practice radial rejection of the constructs meant to turn you into a machine. You’re a mammal.

I am so serious about the way people are taught to view themselves as separate from and above any other animal being the root cause of a lot of problems. You’re not better than a beast.

This post has really made the rounds so I have to say - this mentality changed me overnight. I had this realization that all of the fumbling over self love I did for years just needed… this. Once I internalized that I’m just a creature, it got so much easier to take care of myself.

I’ve started treating myself like I would a dog that’s going to chew through the house when it’s bored. I walk myself. I seek activities that make my brain feel less like depressed sludge. I ask my body what it needs; I rest, I enjoy rest. I don’t see it as a waste or unproductive. I see it as allowing my body to do its job of working better. I lean into appreciating my natural features. I’m a hunk of flesh. I can be ugly. I can decide that ugly is appealing. I can not care. Whatever. I started emphasizing little things that nourish my relationship(s), shelving distractions more, so I can relish the time I have with loved ones. I specifically pursue pleasure–dopamine–not just quick hits from scrolling social media but getting off my ass. Engaging. Cooking myself nice meals and making fucking art, man. Things that make my spirit feel more alive than I have for years. I ask myself what it is I want rather than only doing what I’m supposed to be doing. And it doesn’t mean shirk every responsibility, it means recognizing you’re one of your fucking responsibilities. It’s reordering. I realized I’m going to die happy or unhappy and either way I’m just as dead in a given amount of years, and I choose to die happy and fulfilled.

Everything else can get fucked ad infinitum.

Call me a hedonist, I’m saving my own life.

jomo-is-here:

another study piece that i turned into a cotl artwork :)

(I totally didn’t draw this just so I could make it my phone background lmao)

library-graffiti:

nudityandnerdery:

nudityandnerdery:

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they’ve killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

Thanks to whoever tried, but I knew they’d never allow it.

Let’s do it the old fashioned way. Spread it far and wide.

skipppppy:

Over 6 months in the making (mostly bc procrastination) but I finally compiled my Kanto Gym Leader Magazine series. I love the idea of an in-universe style fashion publication where they all do interviews about their hobbies and stuff

Want something like this for your own OC? My commissions are open!!

headspace-hotel:

hempseeeeds:

headspace-hotel:

@guerrilla gardeners, solarpunks and plantarchists of all stripes we need to make a good guide to growing food stealthy style

i’m talking growing in rental properties without alerting the landlord, growing on vacant/unused land, stuff like that

Blackberries are great for colonising legitimately unused and neglected (as in: NOT regularly Cut/mowed) Land in places where the climate Supports blackberries, they have a LONG fruiting season, their fruits have literal superfood properties, they are VERY ecologically impactful (as shelter for many Kinds of insects and songbirds), they can make Things disappear in less than a year (Like If kudzu was a bisexual Mom with a quirky but unobjectionable Hobby and a favorite Coffee mug, rather than an eldritch being, but with the Same superpower), they keep their leaves on for much longer than Most trees, Up to year-round If the Temperature doesn’t drop much below -5°C in winter (which May be useful If you need a continuous supply of Small quantities of fresh leaves for some reason), and they are even reasonably easy to get rid of with the Help of goats and/or Power Tools. Not at all stealthy, though, but the best Part is they come in spiky and thornless varieties, so they are even suitable for signalling how “aggressively” the Person who planted them feels about their Solarpunk Values.

Last Summer I Made seed-balls by mushing fruits from the only thornless Blackberry plant in my mum’s Garden, with Lathyrus and Oregano and Lemon-balm seeds, and drying that Up with powdered Clay.

Wild blackberries my beloved. Nature’s razor wire. Reckless and wild generosity. They often protect areas like little creeks and thickets where birds live. “Stay the hell away! The lives of the small things are safe here!”

The blackberries in my back yard are so sour and bitter, but the blackberries in the forest at work along the trail are absolutely delicious. Maybe when I learn to be kinder to the blackberry, the blackberry will be kinder to me.

alex51324:

regina-bithyniae:

1. In a totalitarian state, anything you can find to do that is neither forbidden nor compulsory is an act of liberation.
2. In a totalitarian state, wasting the authorities time and resources is a positive good.

My fellow Americans, act accordingly.

letthehatersbark:

The funniest one star review of Wicked I’ve seen so far

whereserpentswalk:

melynnwater:

bathroomcube:

bathroomcube:

the more i try to explain gender to cis people the more i understand plato’s allegory of a cave

plato: the shadows are like a surface level understanding and coming out of the cave and seeing the actual objects is what being a philosopher is like

me: this is stupid and pretentious

cis person: girl is when pink and flower and boy is when blue and guns

me: oh no theyre still in the cave

FUCK.

Adding “oh no they’re still in the cave” to my vocabulary.

alleesaur:

alleesaur:

alleesaur:

doodling a bunny vs doodling a hare

a few more quick doodles, for fun

mythical duo edition - jackalope and wolpertinger

enki2: