Welcome to Paradise

bitchesaloud asked:

will your bearcakes make my daddy come home?

paleskinhazeleyes:

i-want-my-name:

not-obama:

carryonmylonelyangel:

amazingandonfire:

once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room

I had an English teacher who thought these two students were nice together, so she made them partners on a project.

They got married.

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#all those rogue seating arrangements suddenly make sense

Oh no

(Source: amazingphul, via you-need-to-begoncey)

amazign:

one time i was trying to dirty talk with my ex boyfriend and i started saying ‘i’ve been a very bad girl’ and he said ‘why what have you done?’ and i didnt know what to say next so i just said ‘i’ve burnt down a house’

(via jackballs)