I want someone to write a book where Mermaids are the women thrown off ships when the sailors got afraid because having a woman on the boat is bad luck. And as they sink to the bottom legs tied together they change slowly until they can breath, until they can use their tied up legs to swim. And they drown sailors in revenge, luring them in by singing in their husky voices still stinging from the salt water they breathed.
someone please write this
tumblr user: “I can’t stand the smell of Beer…”
overly sensitive tumblr user: “you see, posts like this are what make it hard for me to get out of bed every morning…my father…my FATHER…WHO GAVE ME LIFE, worked at a brewery. Beer shaped the foundation of my family. He passed away, he loved his job. He loved making beer. But you…YOU think its okay to slander beer? Someone’s passion? How dare you…HOW DARE YOU!”